This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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