it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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