Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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