I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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