I hate all girls vehemently.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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