i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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