thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You've changed since you got that strap on
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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