if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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