do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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