I wanna bring you to show and tell
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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