There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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