I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
and you fell through a lawn chair
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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