Me. At least after what I've been through.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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