Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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