a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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