I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
