Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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