Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We have started to decorate penises.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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