I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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