is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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