Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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