So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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