I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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