Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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