Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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