There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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