found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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