i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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