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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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