He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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