I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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