For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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