the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
it hurts more in the daytime
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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