I smell stomach acid.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You don't make any sense
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