Christians are straight up FREAKS
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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