doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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