ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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