I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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