All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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