I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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