This girl is more easily done than said...
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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