when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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