When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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