JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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