the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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