I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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