I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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