He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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