Well douche your snatch and let's go!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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