Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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