You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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