I need help removing her.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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