I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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