After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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