turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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