it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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