Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
420 ftw
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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